Last week I got written up at work for saying “No Blacks” I assumed because I AM BLACK it was ok. I was very wrong. In light of being written up, This is a song I wrote about the situation. Enjoy.( I found the beat on the internet so i take no credit for that). The song is called “Dat Write Up”

Lyrics: (in case you guys want to sing along.)

“Its Monday morning and you know I got the blues
I got a write up at work and I don’t know what to do

I was just kidding when I said “no blacks”
Is it really necessary for you to do me like that?
How ya gunna tell me that I’m a racist?
Is it really necessary for you to do me like this?


Cause I’m saying that
I don’t think this decision makes much sense
for you to write me up because I said “no blacks”

Cause there’s really nothing wrong with that

I don’t know why you gots to be a fool
black people are allowed to break the rules

Cause there’s really nothing wrong with that

How are you gunna write me up for making fun
of a porch monkey of a coon when you know that
I am one too?

I don’t why you’d write me up for saying no blacks
when you know I’m black
put your foot out, Ill shine your shoe

I don’t know why you got to be so corporate
i don’t know why you got to be the man
(i guess its) business before pleasure
but i wish we could build a castle in the sand

(Chorus)

Tar baby coon monkey ape Rafiki
Big dick egg plant porch monkey nigger
watermelon love’n ashy chicken eating bastard.

I’m allowed to say whatever I want because I’m black
and black people can say whatever they want to say
today or tomorrow or any other day of the week
I can say whatever I want to say I can speak this
I can speak that I can say “no blacks”
I can say it on the clock I can say it on
Tumblr, Instagram, Facebook
I can say it where ever I want to say it
Freedom of speech nigga.
you can write me up again
if you need to write me up again
I’ll say “no blacks” No blacks.”